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Friday, May 1, 2009

Things I Just Don't Need To See

1. Regis' (of Regis & Kelly) man-boobs. Not necessary to share with the world thank you very much. They were hairy and old. I don't want to get into too much detail for the faint of heart.

2. Slugs. Squished slugs. Child squishing slugs. Squished slugs in a child's hand.

3. Seefood. A la Little Miss P.

I think that about sums it up for today.

4 comments:

lefty said...

Good post. You should also do things you don't want to hear.

For instance, "Mom! My panties have potty in them!"

32 Flavors said...

Gak! I have a ton of those nasty moments as well.

PJMcD said...

The other day I witnessed "Things you don't need to see". The ugly man/hideous woman transvestite @ the corner of 85th & Auroura in a tube top, selling "Real Change" newspapers. I wanted to push flaming pencils into my eyes. Double Glick!!!

I'm sure he was a very nice man...er woman..whatever.

Dan said...

I think all female coworkers need to wear bras. Never a pretty sight when someone comes to work without one on. I don't get it!