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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

We Have a 187 in Progress...

...5 victims, 4 female, 1 gender unknown.



We have 2 possible suspects in custody at this time. Each suspect says the other is responsible for the crime. We have photos of the crime scene and none of the evidence has been tampered with or removed from the scene.

11 comments:

lefty said...

Thank you! That is so hilarious. Maybe next time I hear "I didn't do it" I will laugh instead of rattle off my evidence to the contrary...

trumban

Diana said...

HAHAHAHAHA

RORYJEAN said...

Haha! Poor Ken! Or should I call him Kendra?

Baker Family said...

I love it! Your kids have a great imagination. Or was it you?

The Soptich clan said...

It was you, Jen, wasn't it?! This cracks me up. And explains so much about Ken.
P.S. LAME about your van! And should I also add your barfy daughter, your sickies, etc. I hope you're feeling better so you can enjoy a stellar Christmas tomorrow!

suzi said...

We think there is a copy cat suspect up North. He/She puts her victims in boxes with body parts shoved in randomly. Some remain jane and john does.....these are in the cold case file.

My Ice Cream Diary said...

I always had my suspisions about Ken.

Duchess said...

This is so funny! Your girls are hysterical. I hope you and your family are all feeling better. I'm sorry about your van. Life sucks way too often, luckily kids leave "crime scenes" for us to find and laugh at and make it seem better.

Dan said...

Who knew Ken was into drag. I think you should do a photo montage of drag inspired barbie poses.

Sonja said...

Well there goes the neighborhood.

ha HA!

Ken died from embarrassment, and all the others from "exposure."

:)

Sonja said...

ooh, sorry. That last comment was from me.